road to joy

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot


I’m having a huge party to celebrate paying off all my student loans and you’re all invited. Clear your schedules for November 15, 2070.


I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex


i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

so what are you up to today, working? whatever that means.