do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
I’m having a huge party to celebrate paying off all my student loans and you’re all invited. Clear your schedules for November 15, 2070.
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure