hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

byrongraffiti:

Iconic

kingparq:

front porch step // drown

kingparq:

front porch step // drown

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

THIS ISN’T STANDARD

THIS ISN’T STANDARD